February was a flurry of activity and despite having three less days in the month February still managed to produce the same amount of poos as January and even more impressive feat considering January included the infamously horrific new years day.
Drinking on the night of January 31st meant that the 1st of the month was a double day. Additionally on the Wednesday 4th I was in charge of a big audit which would enable us to get some fancy certification. Given the sheer amount of work which still needed to be done, I admit that the first 3 days of the week I had a nervous bowel. This led to a further 3 days of double dumping and in total I scored 2, four times in a row. Things settled down following the inspection and I began to find my rhythm again, although I was a lot more inconsistent than I was in January; ideally I would like to run with the same efficiency as the German train system.
My most consistent spell came between the 13th and the 22nd where I had one a day on all days barring the 18th where I scored a double. Since the 23rd I have alternated between ones and twos
During the month of February there was two significant milestones. The first milestone was poop number 50 which occurred on foreign soil following a weekend of drinking and excessively deep fried food in glasgow. The second occurred on the 23rd when I was able to do number 69 of the year, it is with deep regret that I was not able to constipate myself for the remainder of the year.
The average for February was 1.36 PPD (poos per day) up 1.23PPD from January. For those interested in running a sweepstake my projected total is 470.1695 for the year. I assume the 0.1695 will be when I inevitably follow through one day.
Did you know?
Despite having three less days in the month February had the same number of poos in it as January with both months scoring 38.
Did you know? (2)
Nobody has yet to donate money to my google developers account so that I can publish my app.
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